AOL Chat with Danny Heifetz

AOL Chat with Danny Heifetz



Heifetx : hi i'm here
Heifetx : i have to be nice to bosshog
BungleSLW : hi danny, thanks for being here!
BungleLuvr : hi danny!!!
Heifetx : hi slw whoever you are
Arelnath : hola danny
ZENA9 : thanks for peddling your butt all the way up that hill........
Heifetx : cool it jane.
JaneS10606 : sorry
BUNGLE3486 : Ok..........I know at least one of you went to MILLS...but who?
Heifetx : oh it's star!! windy very helpful
Machetazos : Bungle should ask the questions to us!
BossHog666 : why's that ckief?
Guyvah : let's do the question thing.
BossHog666 : i mean chief...
ROOTE666 : ?
Guyvah : yeah, Danny you should question us.
ZENA9 : cue: bungle3486, aalgar02, ademafiles, vader1115, bungleluvr, PAndr77088, ZENA9, BossHog666
Arelnath : zena: Aalgar left by the way so you might want to take him off the cue
ZENA9 : AnalMenace, ROOTE666
ROOTE666 : sounds good to me
Heifetx : none of us went to mills, but willie got us in their to record sonme overdubs cause he teaches there.
ZENA9 : okay, Aalgar LOST HIS PLACE!!! *fucker*
ZENA9 : ROOTE, do you have 2 questions?
ADemafiles : I guess it's my turn... hi Danny. Who ould you consider your biggest influence?
Heifetx : okay i'm ready. how about a question from #1
ZENA9 : DEMA - I WILL CALL YOU
ROOTE666 : what is mills?
ZENA9 : bungle3486 , your question is.......
BUNGLE3486 : thanks
ADemafiles : ooops
BossHog666 : hi danny!! oh, over here danny!! i love you danny!!! weeeee!!!
BUNGLE3486 : I asked it already
Heifetx : my biggest influence on the drums is john bonham in the process of dying
BossHog666 : sorry.
ZENA9 : okay then......ademafiles , your question is.......
BUNGLE3486 : about MILLS, the SCHOOL
Machetazos : ZENA9-what if you have a "comment"?
ROOTE666 : ok
ZENA9 : cue: vader1115, bungleluvr, PAndr77088, ZENA9, BossHog666, AnalMenace, ROOTE666
BUNGLE3486 : ?
ADemafiles : ?
Heifetx : what is the fascination with mills? really, willie teaches there and he got us in the concert hall. t
Vader1115 : what do you about being dubbed "So Very Cool" in a Sacred Reich song???
ZENA9 : you can throw comments in, unless it gets out of hand...
BungleSLW : dema, did you ever ask your question? it was your turn...
ZENA9 : HEY!! FUCKERS!!!!! WAIT FOR ME TO CALL YOU!!!!!!
ZENA9 : DEMA never asked his question!
ADemafiles : I think it was annswered Kinda wnet outa turn...
Heifetx : that's it. sacred reich only likes us cause once in phoenix i did laughing gas with one of em
BUNGLE3486 : I beleive you, I was only asking because my percussion teacher knows people there.
Arelnath : dema already asked
Guyvah : yes, dema did.
ZENA9 : sorry......bungleluvr , your question is.......
Vader1115 : HA!
Machetazos : ?
Heifetx : 3486: willie prbably is your teacher.
Machetazos : my fuckin screen keeps freezing
ROOTE666 : NEAT
ROOTE666 : mine, too
BungleLuvr : Danny, who hit .279 with 49 homers with the Mets from '80-'87? Want his autograph?
BUNGLE3486 : my teacher is STEVEN SCHMIDT- he's great
Heifetx : mine too.
JaneS10606 : question ?
Heifetx : mookie wilson you rookie
PAndr77088 : your question is.......
PAndr77088 : WHAT ARE YOUR FVORITE BANDS AT HTE MOMENT?
Machetazos : ?
BungleLuvr : ?
BUNGLE3486 : Think you could get me a lesson one day?
ZENA9 : cue: PAndr77088, ZENA9, BossHog666, AnalMenace, ROOTE666, bungle3486,
Heifetx : steven schmidt?@!! really?? never heartd of him
ZENA9 : ROOTE666, bungle3486, ademafiles, machetazos, janes10606, machetazos, bungleluvr
Machetazos : ?
BUNGLE3486 : Youre so nice....
Machetazos : ?
BungleSLW : ?
BUNGLE3486 : he's not famous!
Heifetx : 3486: yes. bring me a burrito and you've got yourself a paradiddle workshop
ZENA9 : PAndr, , your question is.......
BUNGLE3486 : paradiddle paradiddle
Guyvah : I eating a double decker taco, I'll give you some Danny.
Heifetx : pandr: none
PAndr77088 : WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS
ROOTE666 :
PAndr77088 : 00
Heifetx : tanks guyvah. no sour cream
Heifetx : fart
ROOTE666 :
Heifetx : fart
Heifetx : fart
Heifetx : fart
Heifetx : poo
Heifetx : fart
Vader1115 : stop that
ROOTE666 : WHOAH
BUNGLE3486 : poop
Vader1115 : you meanie
Guyvah : Sorry, I have exrta sour cream. I dont have gas yet. But I will. I cant wait.
Heifetx : macheta, seat?
ROOTE666 : sorry. I can play Jingle Bells!!!!
JaneS10606 : coprophile
BungleLuvr : anyone have air freshener out there?
Heifetx : alright, order in the court. QUESTION
ZENA9 : ZENA9, your question is.....in all the platonic dialogues, two of the most charismatic fellows....
Heifetx : exactly
Guyvah : My uncle plays Jungle bells on Christmas with his arm.
ZENA9 : are thrasymachus the sophist and meletus the accusor......
ZENA9 : which of these do you identify most with and why?
ROOTE666 : My uncle plays Squeeze Me Macoroni on his arms
Arelnath : is anyone saving this chat so they can send it to CV?
AnalMenace : i am
AnalMenace : if CV wants it
Guyvah : How do you save a chat?
Heifetx : my aunt plays her arm on a platypus' goiter
ROOTE666 : you just do, man
ZENA9 : i'm saving it, don't worry....
Guyvah : foget it.
Vader1115 : wow
ROOTE666 : NEAT
Vader1115 : goiters are kewl
ROOTE666 : I play Hulk songs on my penis
ADemafiles : Who's at bat?
Arelnath : ok
Guyvah : ?
Vader1115 : ?
BUNGLE3486 : I play 3rd Floor Dungeon better then Trey
ROOTE666 : Where's Heif?
PAndr77088 : ZENA
Heifetx : go guyvah
Arelnath : zena...the cue?
ZENA9 : i asked, i'm waiting....cue: BossHog666, AnalMenace, ROOTE666, bungle3486, ademafiles, machetazos, .
ZENA9 : janes10606, machetazos, bungleluvr, machetazos, bungleslw
ZENA9 : guyvah, vader
Guyvah : I have to wait for my cue.
PAndr77088 : ?
Heifetx : go bosshog
BossHog666 : some guy on the king crimson mailing list said he discovered that trevor dunn is (more)...
BossHog666 : actually trey gunn... what the hell should i tell this chump?
BossHog666 : trey gunn is from king crimson.
Guyvah : break his legs, man.
Heifetx : tell him i'm clueless, and it's true, yet it is pure crap and i believe it and it's untrue
ZENA9 : anal , your question is.......
BossHog666 : woo-hoo!! that was my answer!!
Guyvah : cut that chump into little pieces.
Heifetx : THIS IS WINDY. PLEASE SLOW DOWN WITH THE TRIVIAL COMMENTS DANNY IS ABOUT TO FAINT FROM CONFUSION.
Heifetx : I just fainted.
ZENA9 : YEAH, cut the comments or we;ll have to protocol them too.....
Arelnath : poor danny
Guyvah : sorry.
Arelnath : sorry
Heifetx : oops, and again. that's twice now i've fainted
ROOTE666 : Oh shit. call 911
ZENA9 : we can probably to stupid chat later......
ZENA9 : QUESTIONS now
ZENA9 : anal , your question is.......
AnalMenace : pass....im choking
Heifetx : oh anal
ROOTE666 : YEAH
ZENA9 : okay......roote666 , your question is.......
ROOTE666 : alrighty then
Heifetx : ...
BossHog666 : ?
ZENA9 : ROOTE!!! QUESTION????
ROOTE666 : Danny, I need a lift to the Georgia Show. Can you guys pick me up on the way
Guyvah : ask away boys, lets go!!!
Heifetx : where are you?
ROOTE666 : Nashville
Guyvah : ?
Arelnath : ?
Heifetx : yeah, no problem, ill get you on my bike
ROOTE666 : I can meet you somewhere
ZENA9 : cue: bungle3486, ademafiles, machetazos, janes10606, machetazos, bungleluvr,
ROOTE666 : YEAH
JaneS10606 : ?
ZENA9 : machetazos, bungleslw, guyvah, vader, pandr, bosshog, guyvah
Heifetx : no. sorry
ZENA9 : bungle3486 , your question is.......
Heifetx : next
ZENA9 : BUNGLE3486.......
BUNGLE3486 : when you guys are in the LA area...... I need a good lessen
BUNGLE3486 : Percussion
Heifetx : hey roote, i'll put you on the ist for distance
Heifetx : i have to go to my cousin's wedding that day. no joke.
Guyvah : I've been on here for an hour!!!!!
Heifetx : go guyvah
ROOTE666 : Ok. that would be great danny
BUNGLE3486 : Can I get a percussion lesson when youre in so. cal?
ROOTE666 :
Guyvah : ahhh. shit.
Guyvah : what question are we on?
ROOTE666 : what your turn 3486
Heifetx : 3486: yes if you find me and pick me up and return me unsunburnt
ZENA9 : ADemafiles , your question is.......
ADemafiles : so what's with the tree oath and the big fuss with Warner or are you not allowed to talk of
ADemafiles : it?
ZENA9 : ?
ZENA9 : cue: machetazos, janes10606, machetazos, bungleluvr, machetazos,
BossHog666 : ?
Heifetx : that was basically us having one afternoon to write a bio.
ZENA9 : bungleslw, guyvah, vader, pandr, bosshog, guyvah, janes10606, zena,
ADemafiles : ?
BUNGLE3486 : Caca
Heifetx : but we are not terribly pleased with the efficiency of warner, not the PEOPLE there
Arelnath : ?
Richwinner : hi gym
Heifetx : they are decent folk
Heifetx : poor things
Heifetx : next question
ROOTE666 : Hey baby
ZENA9 : machetazos , your question is.......
Machetazos : My fav's are beards, blow jobs and Jack Daniels, How bout' you?
ROOTE666 : ummm...that's pretty cool
Guyvah : Cum on my tits and my beard.
ROOTE666 : that's not
Heifetx : you perverted scum i wanna go down to the river with you and throw rocks at the fish
Vader1115 : hey GUyvah, shut up. you too rootesy
BossHog666 : IF YOU'RE NOT ASKING A QUESTION JUST WATCH! IT'S GETTING PRETTY LAME...
BUNGLE3486 : uhhh....hey grandma...come here,,,,,look..
ZENA9 : janes10606, , your question is.......
Heifetx : thanks BH
JaneS10606 : Are you in the illuminati?
Heifetx : janes: i'm the batboy and common denominator
JaneS10606 : do you ponder the amount of frozen food purchased by minorities
ZENA9 : machetazos , your question is.......
Machetazos : I really love your music, I heard bungle is going toward riot grrl indie punk on the next al
Machetazos : bum, is that true?
ZENA9 : cue: bungleluvr, machetazos, bungleslw, guyvah, vader, pandr, bosshog, guyvah,
Machetazos : (ha ha
ZENA9 : janes10606, zena, bosshog, adema, arelnath
Heifetx : mach: i hate bays i hate boys i smoke hate i hate meat
ZENA9 : bungleluvr , your question is.......
Machetazos : SPIT ON BOYZ yea yea yea!
Machetazos : h ah aha hha
Machetazos : (sorry)
BungleLuvr : So tell us, Danny, was the Secret Song made with Blue Velvet in mind? If not, what inspired it?
Heifetx : boys eat poo! boys die fast!
BUNGLE3486 : right on
Heifetx : the secret song has absolutely NOTHING to do with jim yu know who, for whoever thinks that. We have
Heifetx : NOTHING to do with that band
BossHog666 : what band? haha.
ZENA9 : machetazos , your question is.......
Heifetx : great bunch o guys though
AnalMenace : what band? doh!
BungleLuvr : never thought you did.....but Barney is such a great singer. i love dinosaurs
JaneS10606 : you must bleach your pubic hair to solve the riddle of the Supulveda Center and dial 310-534-4355
BUNGLE3486 : stop tickling me........
Machetazos : and then I heard your going Death Rap with a riot grr.....KILL ALL BOYZ!
Heifetx : heh heh kiddies step on my tail!!
ROOTE666 : merry go BYE BYE
ZENA9 : MACHETAZOS......do you have a question??
BungleSLW : everyone settle down! wait for your turn to ask a question!
Heifetx : don't make fun of ryit guurlls. i paint them for cash
ZENA9 : MACHETAZOS is about to lose his turn if he doesn't speak up.........
BUNGLE3486 : Bungle= primus on acid, speed, cocaine, pcp, etc.
Machetazos : I alreaDY ASKED
ZENA9 : okay........bungleslw , your question is.......
BungleLuvr : ?
BungleSLW : where's the cover photo on disco volante from, danny?
PAndr77088 : CUE
ZENA9 : cue: guyvah, vader, pandr, bosshog, guyvah, janes10606, zena, bosshog, adema, arelnath, bungleluvr
Heifetx : *outer space stuff..*
Heifetx : at the time of artwork development.
ZENA9 : guyvah , your question is.......
Heifetx : it's from the miami seaquariom library
Heifetx : seaquariuuuum
AnalMenace : ?
ZENA9 : GUYVAH???????
Guyvah : danny, do you guys plan on releasing any single, a home video, or music videos with
Guyvah : unreleased material or live material?
Guyvah : calm down Zena.
Heifetx : guyvah: yes, but not until after tour. most definitely. we have interest in doing a cd rom thingy
Guyvah : hello?
ZENA9 : VADER , your question is.......
Guyvah : thanky thanky, Danny!
Vader1115 : Is that your Grandpa that Rowlf mentions at the beginning of "I Hope that Somthing better
Vader1115 : comes along" from the Muppet movie
Heifetx : no, silly. my grandpa is ANIMAL
JaneS10606 : Heifetz dial 310-534-4355 any time for the SECRET OF LIFE please call for hot DON JOHNSON Phone SEX
ZENA9 : PAndr , your question is.......
PAndr77088 : WHAT DO YOU GUYS SEND BACK WHEN WE SEND 2$ ?
ZENA9 : cue: bosshog, guyvah, janes10606, zena, bosshog, adema, arelnath, bungleluvr, anal
Heifetx : i already slept with dj back in the early 80's. he's got a hot codger
Guyvah : $2. like that.
BUNGLE3486 : Heifetz is on my wall of great people...with Shaft, Orville, Tim Curry, Stanley Kubrick etc
BUNGLE3486 : ?
PAndr77088 : IAM REFERING TO THE BENDS PAGE
Heifetx : excellent question pander...artwork that got turned down by warner (not for content, but stuff with..
Heifetx : *underwear order form*
BungleSLW : zena, jane left, so he can be taken off cue...
BungleSLW : ?
ZENA9 : bosshog , your question is.......
Guyvah : Jane is a 'he'? so so, deviant these days.
Heifetx : this thing just erased a whole line
BossHog666 : ok, chief. do you believe in determinism or free will? and what the hell is "{S" ?
BUNGLE3486 : ? I have an impotent question!!
ZENA9 : BUNGLE, you can wait your turn......
Guyvah : ok, who
Heifetx : sorry. back to the 2$ ...stuff with contract problems in other countries) and stickers and a ..
Guyvah : is the shill?
Heifetx : *underwear order form*
Heifetx : /
Guyvah : what is this underwear order form thing?
Guyvah : sorry.
ZENA9 : danny, did you catch BOSSHOG's question??
Heifetx : an order form for buying t-shirts and undies (chonies) you dopey pooper
Guyvah : okey rokey.
BossHog666 : do you believe in determinism or free will? also, what the hell is "{S} ?
Heifetx : bh: don't understand your question so i'll just say i'll see ya at the big game
Arelnath : no naked pictures?
BossHog666 : woo-hoo!!
ZENA9 : guyvah , your question is.......
Vader1115 : *tada*
Heifetx : just the ones we got of you! ha1ha1ha1ha1ha1h
Guyvah : holy shit. wha the hell was that?
Arelnath : ah very good :]
Guyvah : that wasnt my question. hold up.
Guyvah : Who decides what dives you guys play in, is it up to you or is it a manager thing?
Vader1115 : ?
Heifetx : *Welcome*we're leaving for tour in three days and we've had...
Guyvah : 3days.
PAndr77088 : *Indigo*
Heifetx : what was that? we
Heifetx : we've had two rehearsals in the last yar and a half
Heifetx : yeeeeear
BossHog666 : YO! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT: * ?*
Heifetx : bosshog...go away now
Guyvah : you guys had better sharpen you're utensils quickly!
ZENA9 : zena , your question is....... okay, being grandma and all i have a stupid practical question......
BossHog666 : sorry, cheif.
ZENA9 : i'm trekking up to the toronto show for lack of anything better to do.......anyway, is it true that
PAndr77088 : ?
ZENA9 : melt banana isn't going to be able to get into canada and if so, is someone worthwhile opening
ZENA9 : ?
Heifetx : guyvah; we have some say, but our big agency makes a percentage, so they want a big gairontee
BungleLuvr : i think you should kick BossHogg's ass....
Guyvah : ?
Heifetx : we want to get the JADES up in vancouver. thy
BUNGLE3486 : the toronto show was pretty good, 3rd floor dungeon is my favorite song on it.
Heifetx : they're a bunch of 70 year old jazz guys.
Guyvah : the JADES?
Arelnath : zena what is the cue?
ZENA9 : cue: bosshog, adema, arelnath, bungleluvr, anal, bungle3486, bungleslw, vader, pandr, guyvah
Arelnath : thanks
Guyvah : I think I've heard of them. Probably not.
BUNGLE3486 : oops......I mean Mr. NICE GUY is the best song
ZENA9 : bosshog , your question is.......
Heifetx : some body please send me a copy of the toronto show. i know it sounds silly but i've nevr seenit
Guyvah : bathroom time. :-P
BungleSLW : danny, i think i sent it to you already
Heifetx : uh oh. i never got it
ZENA9 : BOSSHOG, gotta question??
BossHog666 : are the concerts going to be all ambient like before at the beginning, or is it going
Heifetx : i'm pounding an anchor steam right now
BungleLuvr : ?
BossHog666 : to be all different? like fresh new ideas of love and beauty?
Heifetx : lots of quieter stuff. 20 new covers by people like jie meek, morricone, kenyaon hopkins, etc
Heifetx : joe and kenyon
BossHog666 : coooool.
ZENA9 : ADema , your question is.......
ADemafiles : Thoughts on the last Houston show? Can I videotape you guys in Austin? Want a copy?
Heifetx : it's hard for us to decide on our old songs, they seem so stupid
Heifetx : houston sucks. sorry. i've played three shows there with different bands at diff. venues and ..
BUNGLE3486 : Mr. NICE GUY IS NOT STUPID!!!
BossHog666 : i know what you mean. new directions and all...
Heifetx : every show has been filled with bad luck and misery
Machetazos : See you on the 25th at the Limelight, later guys, bye bye m r. b u n g l e
Heifetx : mr. nice guy is 7 years OLD!!
ZENA9 : Arelnath , your question is.......
Heifetx : bye machezapatos
Arelnath : Where is that "stop tickling me" thing at the end of After School Special from?
BUNGLE3486 : so......i still like it!!!
Guyvah : bye bye Machetazos.
BossHog666 : ?
ZENA9 : cue: bungleluvr, anal, bungle3486, bungleslw, vader, pandr, guyvah, bungleluvr
ADemafiles : ?
Heifetx : arelnath: from a very late nite at shotwell with nothing better to do but something that ..
Heifetx : noone would ever think to make it on the album. wow what a sentence
ADemafiles : I'll take it video is a no-no...
ZENA9 : bungleluvr , your question is.......
BungleLuvr : Hey Danny, any comments on your other band which has been pretty much ignored so far during this chat?
BungleLuvr : new album anytime or anything?
Heifetx : a dema: you have to clear it with our manager, kristin. get her # later
Guyvah : this is pretty much a Bungle chat, no?
Machetazos : ?
ZENA9 : ?
BossHog666 : cue
Guyvah : I though you left Machetazos?
ZENA9 : cue: anal, bungle3486, bungleslw, vader, pandr, guyvah, bungleluvr, bosshog, adema, machetazos
Guyvah : ?
Heifetx : yes, other band had our record release last night and it's on amarillo and i'm not in the band, ..
BossHog666 : thanks zena.
Heifetx : but i support everything they do because they owe me baseball cards. mail order from windy ..
Machetazos : I can't find my way outta here
Heifetx : or go buy it and then sell it
ZENA9 : ANAL , your question is.......
Atticjam : ?
Guyvah : It's like a paper bag this place.
AnalMenace : Why was the show in Denver cancelled? I know it's a smelly town, but there are many sad
Heifetx : the band is called dieselhed and i'm their drum tech
AnalMenace : children in Colorado right now
Heifetx : denverf show? that was our booker's fault all the way...
Heifetx : they booked for OCT 17 istead of NOV 17, the morons. by then it was to late to get anything..
Heifetx : sorry about that but it was out of our control. we also can't do a show till the 17th and moving...
ZENA9 : BUNGLE3486 , your question is.......
BUNGLE3486 : Mr. Heifetz, what was your reaction to the shocking death of Orville Redenbacher?
ZENA9 : sorry!
BUNGLE3486 : Oh yeah...and....new masks this tour?
Guyvah : i'm so tired.
Heifetx : things around would have offset every other date on the tour...someday shen the snow clears.
Heifetx : we'll do two nights at the bluebird theater
ZENA9 : cue: bungleslw, vader, pandr, guyvah, bungleluvr, bosshog, adema, machetazos, zena, guyvah, atticjam
BUNGLE3486 : you should do a show in OC
Heifetx : orville realy dead? i hope you
Heifetx : you're kidding...i erally admire his tight ass
BUNGLE3486 : Yes....Orville died.....it still hurts me..
Heifetx : i actually did like his style
BUNGLE3486 : Me too man!
Heifetx : where is OC?
Guyvah : he was so slick.
AnalMenace : ?
BUNGLE3486 : New masks this tour?
BungleLuvr : i met Orville....still had his bowtie on
BUNGLE3486 : Orange County
ZENA9 : BUNGLESLW , your question is.......
BUNGLE3486 : California
Heifetx : masks....we're trying, but first we have to learn our music
Guyvah : that sounds so stupid:" New masks? this tour?
BungleSLW : *you; any other guests? will trey be playing a ...*
BungleSLW : lot of the keyboards?
BungleSLW : that didn't come up right, again -- i asked if you will have other guests besides winant on tour
Machetazos : My name is Chancellor Arthur Gonzalez, not Billy Gould
Heifetx : we'll ALL be playing a lot of keyboards, especially poor little bar
ZENA9 : VADER , your question is.......
Vader1115 : there are rumors that you guys have a bunch of recorded material that hasn't been released.
Vader1115 : If this is true, will any of it ever see the light of day???
BUNGLE3486 : Is Mr. Bungle playing Orange County Calif. this time? Last time it was the Celebrity Theatre
Guyvah : rue mors
ZENA9 : BUNGLE, wait your TURN!
Guyvah : yeah, shit BUNGLE.
Arelnath : brent CAYATE
Heifetx : vader ...truth...we hope to put out another album by next fall, if we get to record in the winter
BUNGLE3486 : shit
Heifetx : shoot
Heifetx : shat
ZENA9 : PAndr , your question is.......
Heifetx : shet
Heifetx : shyte
PAndr77088 : HOW CAN I MEET YOU GUYS? I AM GOING TO THESD SOMA SHOW
BUNGLE3486 : poop
PAndr77088 : YOU RULE!!!
Heifetx : pander: call my mom and ask if you can get some leftovers to bring me
Heifetx : where in sd?
Guyvah : the SOMA show? somatic depressions are for kids anyways.
PAndr77088 : WHATS HER #
Heifetx : nope
ZENA9 : GUYVAH , your question is.......
Guyvah : pass, sorry.
ZENA9 : cue: bungleluvr, bosshog, adema, machetazos, zena, guyvah, atticjam, anal
Guyvah : THANKS ANYWAY, ZENA.
ZENA9 : BUNGLELUVR , your question is.......
BungleLuvr : Ummmm....didn't think i would be up this quickly....what do you think of fans wearing deep sea
PAndr77088 : ?
BungleLuvr : suits to the shows?
Guyvah : Deep sea suits, what the fuck?
Heifetx : as long as we get to borrow it for the performance, we have no idear what we
Guyvah : jesus christmas.
Heifetx : we are wearing
ZENA9 : BOSSHOG , your question is.......
BossHog666 : what language is techno allah, and what's the gist of the lyrics?
Heifetx : judas thanksgiving
BUNGLE3486 : You can borrow my Pebbles mask...but i need it back by next Halloween!
Guyvah : fukamachi easter.
Heifetx : better talk to trey about that one , it's a touchy subject and i'm jewish
BossHog666 : what the hell does that mean?
Heifetx : pebbles schmebblesw
Guyvah : Pebbles, isnt she a r&b artist?
ZENA9 : ADema , your question is.......
Vader1115 : ?
ADemafiles : When were Platypus and Everyone..is dead written? Seem pretty old.
BUNGLE3486 : Huig Vuig Dragucam
Guyvah : Pebbles, that's silly, just say it, PEBBLES....
Heifetx : adema: you are keen....latypus was first written in 89 and has been reworked 48 times...
Heifetx : everyone was written in the twenties, we found it on an old 78.
ADemafiles : Is Platypus mostly improved?
Guyvah : that's a lie!!
Guyvah : you lie!
Heifetx : the old version is so long and repetitive..I like it better
Heifetx : i mean i like the NEW one better
ZENA9 : MACHETAZOS , your question is.......
PAndr77088 : CUE
ADemafiles : ?
ZENA9 : cue: zena, guyvah, atticjam, anal, pandr, vader
Machetazos : Oh, uh, sorry I forgot. next question
Heifetx : i want to talk about mookie!!!
Heifetx : mookie MOOKIE MOOKIE
Guyvah : MOOKIE!!
BUNGLE3486 : poop
ZENA9 : okay, zena - how do you feel when people think you RULE, even having never met you??
BossHog666 : ray knight!!
BungleLuvr : I TRIED TO TALK ABOUT MOOKIE WILSON Danny!
Heifetx : HE WAS THE BEST-SPIRITED BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME. HE ACTUALLY ...
Guyvah : shit shit shit.
Heifetx : LIKED TO PLAY THE GAME.
AnalMenace : we all love mookie.
BungleLuvr : '80 to '87 with the Mets....49 home runs....949 hits....what do you want to talk about
Heifetx : AND HE WAS FAST AND LACKED GREED AND TALKED TO THE FIRST BASEMAN...
Guyvah : When is this over? I mean, not to be rude but, my AOL bill!!!!
Heifetx : BEFORE STEALING SECOND. WHAT A GUY
Machetazos : Ok I'm going now, later everyone, bye bye b u n g le
BossHog666 : TIM TEUFFEL!!!
ZENA9 : GUYVAH , if you want to leave, please do
Guyvah : no, no. I dont want to.
Arelnath : adios machetazos
ZENA9 : then don't bitch
BungleLuvr : 'Course i just have this thing against all Mets....he is pretty anal bout signing autographs
BUNGLE3486 : Bye Danny, I'll talk ot you later...IM me if you want me to send the TORONTO VIDEO.
Machetazos : ha ha ha
PAndr77088 : I WAS REFERING TO THEIR MUSIC
Heifetx : TEUFEL? WHAT ABOUT BACKMAN AND DARLING AND EVEN STRAW IN HIS DAY?
BungleLuvr : HUBIE BROOKS!
Guyvah : that's not what I meant I 'm not bitching.
Heifetx : HUBIE? YOU RULE..
BUNGLE3486 : bye arelnath
BungleLuvr : Can't forget Dr. K!!!!
Arelnath : bye brent ill call when i found out about tix
Heifetx : I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HUBIE, YU JUST MADE MY DAY
BossHog666 : oh no!! tim fucking teufel!! man, could he carry a world series team...
BUNGLE3486 : thanks.....Bye everyone!!!!!!!
BungleLuvr : Hubie was awesome!.....thirs base from '80-'84.....can't beat it!!!!
ADemafiles : cue?
ZENA9 : cue: guyvah, atticjam, anal, pandr, vader, adema
Heifetx : I SAW GOODEN PITCH HIS ONE HITTERAT SHEA IN 84 AGAINST THE CUBS THE ONLY..
Arelnath : i think we're done with the question and answer thing
BossHog666 : MACKEY SASSER!!!!
ZENA9 : (when we're answering questions, that is....)
Heifetx : HIT WAS A PIDDLE DOWN THE THIRD BASE LINE THAT HOJO COULDN'T GET
BungleLuvr : remember Jose Oquendo? he was the MAN!
Guyvah : yeah, we're talki9ng baseball with Danny here.
Guyvah : Well, I'm not but, we are.
Vader1115 : BAKE MCBRIDE!!!!!!!
Heifetx : OK ENOUGH BASEBALL FOR NOW
BungleLuvr : Dave Kingman always striking out....with one homer in a blue moner!
BossHog666 : MACKEY MACKEY MACKEY!!! WOO HOO!!
BungleLuvr : sorry, Danny
BossHog666 : i'm not sorry.
ROOTE666 : HELLo all again
Arelnath : hey route
ZENA9 : DANNY, want more questions or are you ready to pack it up??
Heifetx : i love it but some people hate it so let's give them a chance to ask some relevant questions about
Heifetx : this stupid band i have to deal with
BossHog666 : stupid band. i hate them...
ZENA9 : GUYVAH , your question is.......
Heifetx : me too
Heifetx : not ME
BossHog666 : they fucking blow!! why are we even talking about them?
Heifetx : screw you hiieefetse
BossHog666 : fuck that!! they're awesome, you asshole!!
Guyvah : You said before that tou feel that all of your older material is silly....
BungleLuvr : calm down everyone....they suck
BossHog666 : no they do not not not suck at not sucking!!
Guyvah : will you be perforing them on this tour, and what is you're fave Bungle tune(if any)?
Arelnath : ?
ZENA9 : it's YOUR, not YOU'RE = you are
BungleLuvr : oh yeah? will you sit in your seat Hal?
Heifetx : guy: it sorta is...nobody wants to play it cause it's so old and a bit embarassing
Guyvah : Sorry Zena, I know, I'm typing fast.
ZENA9 : givin you a hard time - ATTICJAM , your question is.......
Heifetx : my fav bungle tune will be written in 98
Atticjam : Are there any plans to tour any other U.S. dates in the spring? Maybe Ohio?
Guyvah : will there be a transcript of this anywhere that I can download?
Heifetx : if we can we will, really. it's just difficult to coordinate everything, what with trying to..
Guyvah : cause I should really get going.
ZENA9 : guyvah, e-mail me and i'll hook you up
BungleSLW : guyvah, no, but any of us who are saving it can send you a copy.
Guyvah : Thank's Zena.
Heifetx : finally go overseas and record and make a video and a movie and a rollercoaster
ZENA9 : cue: anal, pandr, vader, adema, arelnath
ZENA9 : ANAL , your question is.......
Guyvah : Bye danny, thanks alot for being here to answer our petty questions. See you on the 25th.
AnalMenace : Did Theo ever find his dog?
Guyvah : Bye bye all.
BossHog666 : ?
Heifetx : yes he did, am, thanks for looking
BossHog666 : bye guyvah
Arelnath : bye guy
ZENA9 : PANDR , your question is.......
PAndr77088 : WHAT IS THE REASON BEHIND TREY'S NAME ON DISCO VOLANTE?
Heifetx : bye, guyvbah, see you in your town or walmart
BungleLuvr : ?
ZENA9 : cue: vader, adema, arelnath, bosshog
PAndr77088 : AND YOURS FOR THAT MATTER
Heifetx : that is his birth name and he is so pissed we found out about it.
BungleSLW : ?
ZENA9 : VADER , your question is.......
Vader1115 : What kind of music do you listen to?
Heifetx : i'm back in the band for a week, so now i am I BACK
AnalMenace : My mothers name was Uncooked Meat
BossHog666 : ?
Heifetx : my uncooked name was robert e lee's athlete's tongue
Heifetx : vader: i tend to listen to a lot of what the rest of the band does so i can figure out how to ..
Heifetx : write music like dem asshoes
PAndr77088 : ?
ZENA9 : ADEMA , your question is.......
ADemafiles : John Adams from Houston says howdy...What's the writing process like?
Heifetx : i gotta go soon,, gotta build the loft for our truck so we can sleep inbetween cities
ZENA9 : cue: arelnath, bosshog, bungleluvr, bungleslw, bosshog, pandr
Heifetx : yu know john adams? get a LIFE!!! i love that darned kid, get him off my back
BungleLuvr : is he kinda like Grizzly Adams?
Heifetx : he's a really good drummer everybody (there john you owe me one)
Arelnath : hey John Adams is my baby brother's name
BossHog666 : i'm john adams!!
Heifetx : He made grizzly adams in a porceain workshop
ADemafiles : I know. Won't stop bugging me about his kid...
ZENA9 : ARELNATH , your question is.......
Arelnath : Where is Sleep (Part 1)?
Heifetx : i'm not supossed to tell. do a little research. it's not on THIS record. how's that for a hint....
Heifetx : do some lyric comparisons
BungleLuvr : on the 7"?
ZENA9 : BOSSHOG , your question is.......
BossHog666 : are you really the president of the quiky mart? you? you?
Arelnath : alrighty then i will
Heifetx : bunglovr: not on the 7" but brian giles
Heifetx : good work, arelnath, go find carmen sandiego while you're at it
BungleLuvr : BRIAN GILES!!!! Shit, you remember that loser infielder? he played like 15 games with NYM!!!!
Arelnath : ?
ADemafiles : ?
BungleLuvr : He is related to Ed Lynch, isn't he? Or is it Craig Swan?
Arelnath : the room is shrinking
Heifetx : i loved giles, he coulda been a pretender
ZENA9 : bosshog, wanna ask again......
BossHog666 : are you really the president of quicky mart? you? you?
Arelnath : cue please
ZENA9 : cue: bungleluvr, bungleslw, bosshog, pandr, arelnath, adema
Heifetx : bosshog, go away or ask a pertinent question, you non MET fan
ZENA9 : BUNGLELUVR , your question is.......
Heifetx : CLEON JONES1111
BungleLuvr : Hey, as the eldest and baldest member of the band, do you find yourself to be a mento to all of
BungleLuvr : society?
Heifetx : CHOO CHOO COLEMAN!!!!!!!
Arelnath : a mento?
BungleLuvr : Cleaon Jones is really old.....let's keep with a constant era. Rich Ashburn's last years....
BungleLuvr : Choo Choo is dead, too
Heifetx : i'm a momento, and a post-it and HEY i-m not BALD!!!! i'll kill YOUI I'LL kILL you, yeah ...
Heifetx : i'm bald
ZENA9 : BUNGLESLW , your question is.......
BungleSLW : was that a mancini song you played last tour? the instrumental? what was it called?
Heifetx : choo choo will never die in MY book
BungleLuvr : Ed Kranepool! Ron Swoboda! they are eternal flames
Heifetx : it's a three d movie and i'm thinking of it.... uh,,,..IT CAME FROM UTER SPACE
Heifetx : OUTER OUTER OUTER
ZENA9 : BOSSHOG, got another question? you're up!
BossHog666 : did you like it when in 1986 the only team the lamey mets couldn't beat was the PHILLIES?
Heifetx : BUNGLOVER YOU REALLY DO RULE EARTH
BossHog666 : MMMMM....PHILLIES...
BungleLuvr : Nolan Ryan's World Series.....how about Jerry Groe?
BungleLuvr : i mean Grote!
Heifetx : MOOKIE'S 8TH INNING HIT IN GAME 3 OF THE 88 PLAYOFFS
BungleLuvr : Gil Hodges at the helm, Art Shamsky on the bench....
ZENA9 : um......star........lou whitaker??
BossHog666 : LENNY DYKSTRA'S 10TH INNING HR AGAINST ATLANTA...
BungleLuvr : Mookie was no even in the 88 playoffs....he was gone from the game!!
Heifetx : I'VE SEEN IT 100 TIMES ON MY VIDEO. ANYBODY WANT A COPY? it's the most ..
Heifetx : amazin' thing ever
BungleLuvr : 86 playoffs maybe
Heifetx : bunglelovr i just lost a lot of respect for you.... you better check your beastie little head
BossHog666 :i have a friend who claims to have seen the hawk hit 3 grand slams in the game schmidt hit
BossHog666 : his 500th homer in pittsbugh.
BungleLuvr : i don't want a copy though....Mets suck. Druggie firecracker-throwing bums
BungleLuvr : sorry about that Mookie comment.....got confused for a moment there
Heifetx : i hate baseball, can we talk crchet?
BossHog666 : 3 grand slams. he thinks the score keepers MISSED IT. that's what he says when we tell
Heifetx : what is crchet?
BossHog666 : him he's a liar.
BungleLuvr : crchet? sure....why don't you start?
Heifetx : ok i gotta go in 5 minutes
ZENA9 : PANDR , your question is.......
Heifetx : thaks by the way zena
BossHog666 : well i gotta go in 4.
ZENA9 : *my pleasure*
Heifetx : do i hear 3?
BossHog666 : yeah--thanks zena!
PAndr77088 : WHAT WERE THE INSPIRATIONS FOR YOUR SONGS?
BungleLuvr : i'll buy that for a dollar!
BossHog666 : ?
ZENA9 : boss, we've got 2 questions left and i think that's it.....
Heifetx : insp? such a book of aquestion, no can do in less than 25 days
BungleLuvr : too bad Hal....danny doesn't want your questions
BossHog666 : gah? bah.
ZENA9 : ARELNATH , your question is.......
PAndr77088 : TIME TO START
Arelnath : Who is "Patton's Friend" that did the artwork for Violenza Domestica?
BossHog666 : ok, choadboy.
ZENA9 : oh no......
BungleLuvr : oh yeah, whatcha gonna do?
BungleLuvr : what's wrong Zena?
Heifetx : actually, it turns ut patton did do that artwork, we thought it was some friend of his while he..
ZENA9 : nuttin'
Heifetx : was in italy during artwork fiasco warner days
BungleLuvr : oh, just random concern, huh?
BossHog666 : tell everyone about your nasty "uncle eddie' habits...
ZENA9 : ADEMA , your question is.......
BungleLuvr : or about how Bar made you pregnant
ADemafiles : How about that # for Kristin the vid???
Heifetx : bh YOU are my uncle eddie, would you please admit that to yourself?
BossHog666 : so, i'm pregnant. nothing to be ashamed about there, moneyboy.
PAndr77088 : AND YOUR MOM'S #
BungleLuvr : i was talking to Danny not you, Boss
BossHog666 : and i'll ALWAYS love you, danny. oh, little danny. sweet danny...
BungleLuvr : you say he's just a friend.....
BossHog666 : i meant monkeyboy, bunglelovr.
BossHog666 : not moneyboy.
BungleLuvr : would you care to elaborate, boss?
PAndr77088 : ?
BossHog666 : no, you're just a monkeyboy.
ZENA9 : PANDR, ask again.......
BungleLuvr : well at least i am not anyone's slut
BossHog666 : i'm PROUD to be danny's slut.
ZENA9 : no, sorry.......PANDR, i think we're done with quesions
ZENA9 : ADEMAs still needs to be answered
BossHog666 : danny, thanks for nothing.
BungleLuvr : except that you aren't......admit yourself to Bellevue, Boss
BossHog666 : hopefully you know what i'm talking about.
BungleLuvr : you don't mean? actually i don't
Heifetx : i did, priiiiivately
ADemafiles : nope got mine answered ...Thanks Danny!!!!
ZENA9 : sorrrrrrry
Heifetx : rrrrrosy
BossHog666 : sssssassy.
ZENA9 : so, is that about it????
BungleSLW : i guess that's a yes...
BossHog666 : * is he here yet?*
Heifetx : tank you ebreebody. i'll need help moving stuff afterwards if anyone wants to be a roadie for 3 minut
AnalMenace : Any closing sentiments?
ZENA9 : well, danny and windy, thanks *so* much for your muoy valuable time!
Arelnath : sure why not
BossHog666 : thanks, sf folks.
BungleLuvr : this has been really great, i am so happy with all of you....esp. Danny, Zena, and Star'
Heifetx : i thought i already sent you mints
Arelnath : thanks danny, windy, star and zena
BungleSLW : thanks danny and windy!
BungleSLW : and of course zena!
ZENA9 : *blush*
BossHog666 : :~( goodbyes are always so hard!!
PAndr77088 : YOUR DEFINITLY COOL!!!
ZENA9 : no, star, really man, it was all you *sniff*
ADemafiles : May your bye byes be merry...
BungleLuvr : i can't leave.........
Heifetx : windy is a superstar, you should all buy stuff mail order through aquarius ... quite a little store.
BossHog666 : go to hell, danny
Heifetx : tubesox@sirius.com = windy
BungleLuvr : the store makes no profit, Danny
BungleSLW : windy is sending us all stickers. we already know she rules.
BungleLuvr : but it kicks ass.....so i hear!
Arelnath : yes we bow to windy
BossHog666 : i hate the eastern u.s.
BungleLuvr : i hate you in the eastern u.s.
ZENA9 : but the midwest is so nice........
Heifetx : bujnglelover and boss hog need to get married
Arelnath : what a sight that would be
BossHog666 : thanks windy, zena, star, danny, and monkeyboy.
BungleLuvr : no!!!!! that would scare me
BossHog666 : no, not monkeyboy!
Heifetx : i'll do the ceremony on a barge in the EAst river.
BungleLuvr : screw me Choadlick
BossHog666 : AUGH! AUGH!! AUGHAUGH!!
BungleLuvr : how about Boston Harbor?
ZENA9 : i thought mookie would be officiating
BossHog666 : as long as i'm still you're slut, chiefy!!
Heifetx : windy says to thank bosshog for the cv list. i say thanks for calling me names all day
BossHog666 : woo-hoo!! you got it.
BossHog666 : sorry about the names thing.
BossHog666 : no i'm not.
BungleLuvr : hey, i helped choadlick with the cv list....but no one ever remembers me........
BossHog666 : WHAT?!
Heifetx : thanks star i'll see you in poatlyand
ZENA9 : hal's just compensating for his small penis
BungleLuvr : we talked about it for so long, assmunch.
Heifetx : gggggggbie
BungleSLW : sure thing, danny ... thanks a lot
AnalMenace : buh bye
BungleLuvr : sniff....bye Danny!
BossHog666 : aloha danny.
Arelnath : bye danny
PAndr77088 : LATE
Heifetx : i quit


Thanks to Zena Burns and Star Leigh Wall.
Source: Zena Burns and Star Leigh Wall
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